Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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