dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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