Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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