when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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