Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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