Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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