real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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