we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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