Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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