turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
