we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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