You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
