By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
soo... how was my night?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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