Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I can't turn off my feet"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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