Cold hands, warm shart.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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