think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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