How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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