There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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