Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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