Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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