i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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