their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
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