And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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