Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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