I heard we made out
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
This house was built for laser tag.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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