sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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