that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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