Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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