i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
send nudes
from the living room?
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