Your tits are I can't wait for
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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