Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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