No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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