i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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