Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
one might say we're banned from that church
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
