Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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