He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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