whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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