Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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