Your tits are I can't wait for
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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