The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
the gays at disneyland are vicious
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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