sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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