Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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