Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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