It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
we should paint friendship bongs
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