come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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