oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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