I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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