i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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