i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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