he wants to bone in the snuggie
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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